'Ello, boys and girls! Or... Whatever! As ye may well know, this be a Pirates dedicated page only. Along with their surroundings above... under... between... the whole ocean and it's weird and perhaps friendly mystical creatures.
"Me? I'm dishonest! And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly… Stupid."
VERY WELL, then! Ye be warned. Weigh anchor, shall we?
DRINK UP, ME HEARTIES, YO-HO!